What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 16:42
After a few moments he returns.
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Why do men like women gold diggers?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
HELLO
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
Yes sir it is.
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